Zachary's Copy Portfolio

I'm a copywriter.

This is some of my work. Click to enlarge.

Oh yeah, quick thought. You know how in some TV series when they have an alternate universe like in Superman or Star Trek, the evil version of you is always wearing facial hair? I am the evil version of myself, so if you see another me, sans beard - treat him well, he'll probably be nice to you.

Not to say I'm not nice, just evil. /ramble.